By: Krystal Wiebusch, LSW
When I have a bad day, I like to read funny things to get my mind relaxed, so I wanted to share this funny article with you. If you are ever having a bad day, look for something to make you laugh too!
There was a first grade teacher (6 year olds) who collected a bunch of well-known proverbs. She gave each student the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. Their responses were hilarious!
A penny saved is………… not much.
Two’s company, three’s ……….. The Musketeers.
Better safe than……… punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the………. Bug is close.
It’s always darkest before……… Daylight savings time.
Never underestimate the power of………termites.
You can lead a horse to water but……. How?
Don’t bite the hand that………….looks dirty.
No news is………………. Impossible.
You can’t teach an old dog new………… Math.
If you lie down with dogs you’ll…………..stink in the morning.
Where there’s smoke there’s ……… pollution.
If at first you don’t succeed…….. Get new batteries.
When the blind leads the blind………….get out of the way.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and…………..blow your nose.
